I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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