I need help removing her.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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