Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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