I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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