If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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