can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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