he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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