somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
