Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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