It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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