just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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