if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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