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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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