you have to choose: penises or morals?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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