I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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