i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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