is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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