This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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