Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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