Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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