Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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