Don't you send me to vm
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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