so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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