Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
