Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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