see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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