Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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