I don't think brook has ever known best
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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