As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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