Who did Billy Mays play for?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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