I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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