its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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