I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I can't put those talents on a resume
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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