Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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