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(301): View more from Maryland

is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?

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(858): View more from California

Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.

(858): View more from California

i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles

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(765): View more from Indiana

We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...

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(817): View more from Texas

Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.

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(714): View more from California

I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.

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(850): View more from Florida

ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE

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(706): View more from Georgia

My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.

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(208): View more from Idaho

You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".

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