I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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