i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
