Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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