she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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