oh god the rape fog is back!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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