The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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