He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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