So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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