do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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