I am in a vortex of obligation.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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