Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
