She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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