I just cut my nipple shaving
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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