about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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