Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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