I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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