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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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