I'm so fucking centered right now
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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