maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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